Posted by Emily on June 04, 2005 at 23:37:31:
| This article is written by a humourist, and it's a very broad kind of humour, which is an acquired taste. I'm on the fence about the style, but the content is wonderful. The writer acknowledges that most men do prefer full-figured women, and, with obvious relish, explains why. Here are some of my favorite quotations. The last quote means a little more than it says. :-)
"If you take a full figured woman into a lingerie store, all the clerks will nod and smile at you, acknowledging the fact that you’re one lucky man." "all the make-up and silicone in the world are pale subsitutes for her awesome, natural gifts." "So, all you ladies out there, the next time you see some Paris fashion show on TV that features a bunch of malnourished waifs that don’t even make ripples in their clothes, just know that maybe two percent of the male population finds them attractive, and that two percent probably owns a complete set of Richard Simmons work-out tapes. That’s just the truth of it, consequences smon-sequences." |
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